or a maintenance person, i guess! or…or both?
10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
fuck yo obstacles
One of my very favourite Morticia moments.
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
Always reblog the Evil Giraffe
i wasn’t sure which cake you wanted.